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Jenny appraisal had been going really well. Then she asked for a pay rise.
Tina had carefully selected 'dress down Friday' to ask for a pay rise.
Sure, it was noisy. But for £1.98 return Nigel wasn't complaining.
11.47am... and the sandwich van was imminent.
Would you believe it... a last minute penalty to United!
George listened intently to his wife's every word.
'It's amazing' thought Mike. 'How is it I can spend only two minutes in the bedroom and still look this good?'
Neil was beginning to wonder if he was taking too much work home.
Dave was a little peckish...but deadlines are deadlines.
Tim wondered if he'd had too many espressos!
Andrew couldn't wait for his email account to start working again.
Richard was a little over-protective about his stapler.
Alan was hopeful he could be back at work tomorrow
Reg was very proud. 78, and still with all his own teeth.
It was a close shave, but... I remembered your birthday!
After some quiet contemplation, Harry decided that the best thing to do... was absolutely nothing!
John knew if surgery didn't work out, he could always get a job in customs.
Yet another birthday!
Smoking areas at Simon's offices had been drastically reduced.
The boss was his usual happy go lucky self.
Joanne felt that working from home had its advantages.
She was delighted with her new 'industrial strength' shredder.
Darren didn't need good luck cards for his new job...not with Teddy by his side.
Deep down George knew the meeting could have gone better.
For the team building exercise Steve listed everything he liked about his job and his colleagues.
Everyone is devastated to hear you're leaving.
Sharon and Tracey had overdone the eye shadow again.
Hope you’ll soon be bright-eyed and bushy tailed! ... Get well soon!
James had finally worked out how to turn the damn thing off.
Hello... is that the Straightener's Helpline?
Kevin had finally conquered his fear of presentations
Claire had gone a little over the top in her attempt to look busy.
So that's what the boss meant when he asked his secretary to 'take something down'!
Another year older, and the only thing Lucy worried about was... ... the slight increase in unwantedfacial hair.
Everyone listened symathetically to Linda's hair saloon horror story.
Shelia wondered if she had overdone the collagen injections.
Who needs men?!
Carol wondered if she needed a different conditioner.
For Brian, retirement couldn't possibly come soon enough.
After four Rum and Cokes Barbara was anybodys.
Which ever way he looked at it, Phil had it tough. He was ginger, AND going bald.
Steve from accounts was a big hit with the ladies.
Peter was working hard to try and get this monkey off his back.
Helen had solved
Paula was admired for her tact and diplomacy.
Bruce had struggled to adjust since relocating from Australia.
Mr. Watkins was ready to take on Class 7B.
Sam always listened carefully to everything his parents said.
Hilary was beginning to regret her decision to go for second helpings of triple chocolate fudge cake sunddae.
Frank couldn’t understand why the internet dating site hadn’t worked for him.
Happy Birthday Dad! .... Take it easy today, I'll sort out the paperwork.
Sorry you’re feeling glum... Get Well Soon!
After three days at Glastonbury, even Pete accepted that he was ready for a good wash and shave.
Terry had uncovered a large crack. It would take a lot of filling.
And to think... Karen was actually a successful businesswoman!
Belated Happy Birthday! ... After what happened last time... Tim couldn't believe he'd forgotten another birthday.
Happy Retirement!
After last year...Mark was unlikely to forget to send his Valentine's day card.
Sorry you're leaving!... Graham was slightly taken aback by the level of security he faced on his last day.
Happy Father's Day! .... Take it easy today, I'll sort out the paperwork.
Happy 60th! Gordon might have had worse birthday outings. But he couldn't think of one.
'Just a little more vanilla essence,' thought Pierre, 'and my Banoffee Pie will be another triumph!'
Nobody messed with the St Bells Angels!
News of Sir Geoffrey's massive pay rise had filtered through to staff.
Whatever!
Congratulations on passing your driving test... .... ...which means we won't have to give you a lift anymore!
Charlie had got all tangled up trying to put his vest on again.
Happy Father's Day! ... The kids insisted that Dad wore his Fathers day gift again.
Sure, it was noisy. But for $5.95 return Nigel wasn't complaining.
Five years at law school, five more as a trainee solicitor...Yet they still only trusted Paul with the small cases.
The Governments Nun-smoking policy was proving popular.
Cutbacks at the Borough Council had bitten deep.
Tony indicated exactly what his team had achieved this week.
Happy Retirement
She was beginning to tire of his analytical approach to their relationship.
The concept of walking on water wasn`t all it was cracked up to be.
Congratulations!
Happy 40th! .... The guys in his office were great fun... but Rick wondered if he should've asked someone else for directions to the photocopier.
Happy 40th! Mary's birthday had got off to a very promising start.
Sister Theresa`s ambitious plan to fast track her way to heaven was somewhat misguided.
Mother Superior and her little sister loved their trips to the park.
To my Brother Happy Birthday! .... The guys in his office were great fun... but Rick wondered if he should've asked someone else for directions to the photocopier.
Beautiful music, scented candles and rose petals.
The girls really knew how to let their hair down at the weekend!
I want to smother you in hot passionate kisses and make crazy love to you my little sex kitten.
Happy Birthday Dad! The kids had insisted that Dad wore his birthday socks again.
Happy 50th! Turning fifty hadn't affected Colin at all.
Good Luck with your driving test!
Chris wasn't actually working in theatre today...he just didn't want to talk to anybody.
The only Valentine card Frank got...was from his mother.
The referee had incensed the crowd so much, they were now questioning his parentage!
Happy Anniversary
How amazing thought Carol. Allowing 14lbs for the baby and 10lbs for the fluid, I've actually lost weight!
As breakfast arrived, Susan realised this relationship was getting too serious.
Kate had completely forgotten she hadn't received any Valentines cards.
At Bank HQ, news of another rise in interest rates was greeted with dismay
Happy 60th!
She was the fastest Nun in the west!
Everyone is very sad you are leaving.
Happy 30th! .... Anthony wondered if it was time to get Sat Nav
Happy Birthday Mum!
Philip knew he had the total respect of his staff.
Happy Mother's Day!
As a special surprise we`ve arranged a 5 nun salute.
To My Wife...Happy Anniversary
It's '50:50' thought Bob. 'Either the rest of the lights go on or I'm toast'.
Never before had
The Luton airport miracle!
The Nun-slip flooring took some getting used to.
Nobody could tell if Tom was just having a bad day...or if this was part of his new fitness regime
Good Luck in your New Job! ... Ian felt he'd been slightly misinformed about the workload at his new job.
To my Sister Happy Birthday! .... And to think... Liz was actually a successful businesswoman!
Happy 30th! For Julie, turning thirty suddenly didn't seem so bad.
Karen's flexibility had really improved since she had taken up yoga!
Happy Anniversary
Competition was always fierce at the St. Agatha of Christies annual team building session.
Sorry you're leaving! ... having announced his resignation, Nick rather regretted his hasty decision to leave through the nearest exit.
I can't believe...I forgot your birthday
At Police HQ, the ID parade was proving a bit tricky.
Sister Martha's 'little word with him upstairs' was paying off, as their 66-1 shot romped home.
Fishing you a Happy Birthday.
To My Husband...Happy Anniversary
Happy Birthday Mum!
After 4 hours and 27 minutes the Sales Manager finally came to the point... .... ...last month's figures were pretty similar to this months.
Another hectic day at the office!
The management only had themselves to blame. They paid their staff peanuts...
They may be accountants... .... ...but Matthew and Jessica really know how to let their hair down after work.
Anthony wondered if it was time to get Sat Nav.
The team were devastated when they heard you were leaving.
To my Sister Happy Birthday! ... Samantha's birthday had got off to a very promising start.
In hindsight, it may have been a mistake to make the meeting optional.
Duncan's tax and auding presentation had gone down surprisingly well.
Tim was getting nervous... .... ...it seemed an unusual route to take for a colonic irrigation.
Merry Christmas! .... Deep Pan, Crisp and Even!
To my Brother Happy Christmas! ... It was the first time anyone had ever asked for one of those.
After 23 years of painstaking research and development... ...the Basingstoke Space Agency unveiled their next big idea.
I'm sorry..we're out of stock. But I could maybe get it to you for the 29th?
To Mum and Dad... Happy Christmas!
Merry Christmas! .... 'Yes, very ****** funny, Rudolph!'
To Mum Merry Christmas! .... The outside caterers had done their bit. Now she could get well and truly hammered.
OK so it's all agreed. Stuff the kids, let's take this year off.
To Mum Happy Christmas! ... Fortunately for Mum, Christmas comes but once a year.
To Dad Happy Christmas! ... Santa realised he'd overdone it on the mince pies again.
Merry Christmas! ....For some reason, the kids were always well behaved at Grandma's.

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