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Yet another birthday!
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Who needs men?!
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Sorry you're leaving!... Graham was slightly taken aback by the level of security he faced on his last day.
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Never before had
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At Police HQ, the ID parade was proving a bit tricky.
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Fishing you a Happy Birthday.
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As a special surprise we`ve arranged a 5 nun salute.
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Another hectic day at the office!
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To my Sister Happy Birthday! .... And to think... Liz was actually a successful businesswoman!
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Congratulations!
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