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Kevin had finally conquered his fear of presentations
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Paula was admired for her tact and diplomacy.
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For the team building exercise Steve listed everything he liked about his job and his colleagues.
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Jenny appraisal had been going really well. Then she asked for a pay rise.
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George listened intently to his wife's every word.
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Darren didn't need good luck cards for his new job...not with Teddy by his side.
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Happy Birthday Dad! .... Take it easy today, I'll sort out the paperwork.
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Alan was hopeful he could be back at work tomorrow
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Dave was a little peckish...but deadlines are deadlines.
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Sure, it was noisy. But for £1.98 return Nigel wasn't complaining.
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James had finally worked out how to turn the damn thing off.
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Another year older, and the only thing Lucy worried about was... ... the slight increase in unwantedfacial hair.
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Richard was a little over-protective about his stapler.
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Andrew couldn't wait for his email account to start working again.
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Tina had carefully selected 'dress down Friday' to ask for a pay rise.
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Hilary was beginning to regret her decision to go for second helpings of triple chocolate fudge cake sunddae.
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Neil was beginning to wonder if he was taking too much work home.
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Peter was working hard to try and get this monkey off his back.
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Helen had solved
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Claire had gone a little over the top in her attempt to look busy.
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Tim wondered if he'd had too many espressos!
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Who needs men?!
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'Just a little more vanilla essence,' thought Pierre, 'and my Banoffee Pie will be another triumph!'
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Which ever way he looked at it, Phil had it tough. He was ginger, AND going bald.
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'It's amazing' thought Mike. 'How is it I can spend only two minutes in the bedroom and still look this good?'
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Joanne felt that working from home had its advantages.
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Deep down George knew the meeting could have gone better.
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Would you believe it... a last minute penalty to United!
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Sharon and Tracey had overdone the eye shadow again.
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John knew if surgery didn't work out, he could always get a job in customs.
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For Brian, retirement couldn't possibly come soon enough.
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Smoking areas at Simon's offices had been drastically reduced.
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Santa was beginning to regret his decision to let Rudolph go.
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OK so it's all agreed. Stuff the kids, let's take this year off.
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I'm sorry..we're out of stock. But I could maybe get it to you for the 29th?
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The office Christmas party was in full swing.
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For 364 days a year she is a respected businesswoman. Fortunately for Karen Christmas comes but once a year.
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Santa was quite specific about how many children had been good this year...
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It was the first time that anyone had asked for one of those.
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News of Sir Geoffrey's massive pay rise had filtered through to staff.
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Competition was always fierce at the St.Agatha of Christies annual team building session.
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To my Brother Happy Birthday! .... The guys in his office were great fun... but Rick wondered if he should've asked someone else for directions to the photocopier.
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Happy Birthday Mum!
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Congratulations!
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They may be accountants... .... ...but Matthew and Jessica really know how to let their hair down after work.
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Karen's flexibility had really improved since she had taken up yoga!
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Happy Anniversary
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Sorry you're leaving! ... having announced his resignation, Nick rather regretted his hasty decision to leave through the nearest exit.
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It's '50:50' thought Bob. 'Either the rest of the lights go on or I'm toast'.
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The concept of walking on water wasn`t all it was cracked up to be.
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After last year...Mark was unlikely to forget to send his Valentine's day card.
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Nobody could tell if Tom was just having a bad day...or if this was part of his new fitness regime
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Anthony wondered if it was time to get Sat Nav.
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After four Rum and Cokes Barbara was anybodys.
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Everyone is very sad you are leaving.
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Happy 40th! Mary's birthday had got off to a very promising start.
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The referee had incensed the crowd so much, they were now questioning his parentage!
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I want to smother you in hot passionate kisses and make crazy love to you my little sex kitten.
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At Bank HQ, news of another rise in interest rates was greeted with dismay
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Happy 40th! .... The guys in his office were great fun... but Rick wondered if he should've asked someone else for directions to the photocopier.
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Sister Theresa`s ambitious plan to fast track her way to heaven was somewhat misguided
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Tony indicated exactly what his team had achieved this week.
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As breakfast arrived, Susan realised this relationship was getting too serious.
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Beautiful music, scented candles and rose petals.
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How amazing thought Carol. Allowing 14lbs for the baby and 10lbs for the fluid, I've actually lost weight!
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Chris wasn't actually working in theatre today...he just didn't want to talk to anybody.
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Fishing you a Happy Birthday.
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Happy Mother's Day!
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At Police HQ, the ID parade was proving a bit tricky.
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The Governments Nun-smoking policy was proving popular.
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Happy 30th! For Julie, turning thirty suddenly didn't seem so bad.
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And to think... Karen was actually a successful businesswoman!
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Five years at law school, five more as a trainee solicitor...Yet they still only trusted Paul with the small cases.
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To My Husband...Happy Anniversary
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Everyone listened symathetically to Linda's hair saloon horror story.
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Happy Retirement!
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Charlie had got all tangled up trying to put his vest on again.
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Happy Birthday Mum!
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Happy Father's Day! .... Take it easy today, I'll sort out the paperwork.
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Happy Retirement
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The team were devastated when they heard you were leaving.
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Mother Superior and her little sister loved their trips to the park.
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As a special surprise we`ve arranged a Five nun salute.
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To my Sister Happy Birthday! .... And to think... Liz was actually a successful businesswoman!
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Happy Anniversary
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The Nun-slip flooring took some getting used to.
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Whatever!
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Sorry you're leaving!... Graham was slightly taken aback by the level of security he faced on his last day.
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I can't believe...I forgot your birthday
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Congratulations on passing your driving test... .... ...which means we won't have to give you a lift anymore!
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Happy Father's Day! ... The kids insisted that Dad wore his Fathers day gift again.
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After three days at Glastonbury, even Pete accepted that he was ready for a good wash and shave.
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Good Luck with your driving test!
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Happy 60th! Gordon might have had worse birthday outings. But he couldn't think of one.
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After some quiet contemplation, Harry decided that the best thing to do... was absolutely nothing!
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To my Sister Happy Birthday! ... Samantha's birthday had got off to a very promising start.
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The only Valentine card Frank got...was from his mother.
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To My Wife...Happy Anniversary
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After 4 hours and 27 minutes the Sales Manager finally came to the point... .... ...last month's figures were pretty similar to this months.
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Happy Birthday Dad! The kids had insisted that Dad wore his birthday socks again.
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Happy 60th!
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Belated Happy Birthday! ... After what happened last time... Tim couldn't believe he'd forgotten another birthday.
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Reg was very proud. 78, and still with all his own teeth.
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Kate had completely forgotten she hadn't received any Valentines cards.
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Happy 50th! Turning fifty hadn't affected Colin at all.
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Terry had uncovered a large crack. It would take a lot of filling.
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Happy 30th! .... Anthony wondered if it was time to get Sat Nav
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Shelia wondered if she had overdone the collagen injections.
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Good Luck in your New Job! ... Ian felt he'd been slightly misinformed about the workload at his new job.
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She was the fastest Nun in the west!
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Philip knew he had the total respect of his staff.
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Tim was getting nervous... .... ...it seemed an unusual route to take for a colonic irrigation.
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Sure, it was noisy. But for $5.95 return Nigel wasn't complaining.
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It was the first time that anyone had asked for one of those.
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I'm sorry..we're out of stock. But I could maybe get it to you for the 29th?
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To Mum Merry Christmas! .... The outside caterers had done their bit. Now she could get well and truly hammered.
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After hearing a drunken declaration from Brian in accounts that he wanted to Shag a reindeer... ... Susan had come up with a cunning plan.
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To Dad Happy Christmas! ... Santa realised he'd overdone it on the mince pies again.
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For 364 days a year she is a respected businesswoman. Fortunately for Karen Christmas comes but once a year.
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To Mum Happy Christmas! ... Fortunately for Mum, Christmas comes but once a year.
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To Mum and Dad... Happy Christmas!
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In hindsight, it may have been a mistake to make the meeting optional.
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To my Brother Happy Christmas! ... It was the first time anyone had ever asked for one of those.
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Happy Christmas!
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Merry Christmas! ....For some reason, the kids were always well behaved at Grandma's.
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The office Christmas party was in full swing.
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OK so it's all agreed. Stuff the kids, let's take this year off.
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Santa was beginning to regret his decision to let Rudolph go.
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Merry Christmas! .... Linda was looking forward to serving Christmas dinner to her vegetarian relatives.
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Merry Christmas! .... Deep Pan, Crisp and Even!
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Merry Christmas! .... 'Yes, very ****** funny, Rudolph!'
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Nobody messed with the St Bells Angels!
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The girls really knew how to let their hair down at the weekend!
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The management only had themselves to blame. They paid their staff peanuts...
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Never before had
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Another hectic day at the office!
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The Luton airport miracle!
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Santa was quite specific about how many children had been good this year...
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She was beginning to tire of his analytical approach to their relationship.
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Sister Martha's 'little word with him upstairs' was paying off, as their 66-1 shot romped home.
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Duncan's tax and auding presentation had gone down surprisingly well.
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