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Buy a Standard "Frank (only got card from mum)" Greeting Card
  The only Valentine card Frank got...was from his mother.
Inside Message: Happy Valentines day
Card Size 121 mm x 171 mm
£1.99
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£3.99 - Standard Size Personalised Card (Card Size 121 mm x 171 mm)
£5.49 - Super Size A4 Personalised Card (Card Size 210 mm x 297 mm)

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The only Valentine card Frank got...was from his mother.
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