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  Happy Retirement
Inside Message: With Best wishes on your Retirement
Card Size 121 mm x 171 mm
£1.99
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£3.99 - Standard Size Personalised Card (Card Size 121 mm x 171 mm)
£5.49 - Super Size A4 Personalised Card (Card Size 210 mm x 297 mm)

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The boss was his usual happy go lucky self.
Smoking areas at Simon's offices had been drastically reduced.
Happy Birthday Dad! .... Take it easy today, I'll sort out the paperwork.
After four Rum and Cokes Barbara was anybodys.
John knew if surgery didn't work out, he could always get a job in customs.
George listened intently to his wife's every word.
Alan was hopeful he could be back at work tomorrow
Paula was admired for her tact and diplomacy.
Everyone is devastated to hear you're leaving.
Who needs men?!
Joanne felt that working from home had its advantages.
Would you believe it... a last minute penalty to United!
Darren didn't need good luck cards for his new job...not with Teddy by his side.
James had finally worked out how to turn the damn thing off.
Hope you’ll soon be bright-eyed and bushy tailed!
... Get well soon!
After some quiet contemplation, Harry decided that the best thing to do... was absolutely nothing!
Carol wondered if she needed a different conditioner.
Peter was working hard to try and get this monkey off his back.
Helen had solved
Reg was very proud. 78, and still with all his own teeth.
Deep down George knew the meeting could have gone better.
So that's what the boss meant when he asked his secretary to 'take something down'!
Mr. Watkins was ready to take on Class 7B.
'It's amazing' thought Mike. 'How is it I can spend only two minutes in the bedroom and still look this good?'
Tina had carefully selected 'dress down Friday' to ask for a pay rise.
Tim wondered if he'd had too many espressos!
Everyone listened symathetically to Linda's hair saloon horror story.
Sharon and Tracey had overdone the eye shadow again.
Yet another birthday!
Sorry you’re feeling glum... Get Well Soon!
Sure, it was noisy. But for £1.98 return Nigel wasn't complaining.
Another year older, and the only thing Lucy worried about was... ... the slight increase in unwantedfacial hair.
Dave was a little peckish...but deadlines are deadlines.
For Brian, retirement couldn't possibly come soon enough.
Sam always listened carefully to everything his parents said.
Andrew couldn't wait for his email account to start working again.
Kevin had finally conquered his fear of presentations
Hilary was beginning to regret her decision to go for second helpings of triple chocolate fudge cake sunddae.
Claire had gone a little over the top in her attempt to look busy.
Hello... is that the Straightener's Helpline?
Jenny appraisal had been going really well. Then she asked for a pay rise.
11.47am... and the sandwich van was imminent.
Frank couldn’t understand why the internet dating site hadn’t worked for him.
She was delighted with her new 'industrial strength' shredder.
It was a close shave, but... I remembered your birthday!
Which ever way he looked at it, Phil had it tough. He was ginger, AND going bald.
Bruce had struggled to adjust since relocating from Australia.
For the team building exercise Steve listed everything he liked about his job and his colleagues.
After three days at Glastonbury, even Pete accepted that he was ready for a good wash and shave.
Steve from accounts was a big hit with the ladies.
Richard was a little over-protective about his stapler.
Neil was beginning to wonder if he was taking too much work home.
Shelia wondered if she had overdone the collagen injections.
Happy Retirement
Fishing you a Happy Birthday.
Happy Birthday Mum!
Nobody messed with the St Bells Angels!
How amazing thought Carol. Allowing 14lbs for the baby and 10lbs for the fluid, I've actually lost weight!
Happy Retirement!
Cutbacks at the Borough Council had bitten deep.
Congratulations on passing your driving test... .... ...which means we won't have to give you a lift anymore!
Happy 50th! Turning fifty hadn't affected Colin at all.
After last year...Mark was unlikely to forget to send his Valentine's day card.
Tony indicated exactly what his team had achieved this week.
The concept of walking on water wasn`t all it was cracked up to be.
To my Sister Happy Birthday! ... Samantha's birthday had got off to a very promising start.
Five years at law school, five more as a trainee solicitor...Yet they still only trusted Paul with the small cases.
Good Luck with your driving test!
Happy 30th! .... Anthony wondered if it was time to get Sat Nav
Happy Anniversary
Mother Superior and her little sister loved their trips to the park.
Happy 60th!
Happy Birthday Dad! The kids had insisted that Dad wore his birthday socks again.
Everyone is very sad you are leaving.
At Bank HQ, news of another rise in interest rates was greeted with dismay
Happy Anniversary
The referee had incensed the crowd so much, they were now questioning his parentage!
At Police HQ, the ID parade was proving a bit tricky.
Kate had completely forgotten she hadn't received any Valentines cards.
Whatever!
Terry had uncovered a large crack. It would take a lot of filling.
Good Luck in your New Job! ... Ian felt he'd been slightly misinformed about the workload at his new job.
Duncan's tax and auding presentation had gone down surprisingly well.
Sister Martha's 'little word with him upstairs' was paying off, as their 66-1 shot romped home.
As breakfast arrived, Susan realised this relationship was getting too serious.
To my Brother Happy Birthday! .... The guys in his office were great fun... but Rick wondered if he should've asked someone else for directions to the photocopier.
News of Sir Geoffrey's massive pay rise had filtered through to staff.
Happy 40th! Mary's birthday had got off to a very promising start.
Charlie had got all tangled up trying to put his vest on again.
She was the fastest Nun in the west!
Philip knew he had the total respect of his staff.
'Just a little more vanilla essence,' thought Pierre, 'and my Banoffee Pie will be another triumph!'
Happy 40th! .... The guys in his office were great fun... but Rick wondered if he should've asked someone else for directions to the photocopier.
They may be accountants... .... ...but Matthew and Jessica really know how to let their hair down after work.
It's '50:50' thought Bob. 'Either the rest of the lights go on or I'm toast'.
The Nun-slip flooring took some getting used to.
In hindsight, it may have been a mistake to make the meeting optional.
Another hectic day at the office!
I want to smother you in hot passionate kisses and make crazy love to you my little sex kitten.
The team were devastated when they heard you were leaving.
Happy Mother's Day!
Sorry you're leaving! ... having announced his resignation, Nick rather regretted his hasty decision to leave through the nearest exit.
Sure, it was noisy. But for $5.95 return Nigel wasn't complaining.
Sister Theresa`s ambitious plan to fast track her way to heaven was somewhat misguided.
Happy 60th! Gordon might have had worse birthday outings. But he couldn't think of one.
Competition was always fierce at the St. Agatha of Christies annual team building session.
Never before had
Karen's flexibility had really improved since she had taken up yoga!
And to think... Karen was actually a successful businesswoman!
Beautiful music, scented candles and rose petals.
Happy Birthday Mum!
To My Husband...Happy Anniversary
The only Valentine card Frank got...was from his mother.
To my Sister Happy Birthday! .... And to think... Liz was actually a successful businesswoman!
Nobody could tell if Tom was just having a bad day...or if this was part of his new fitness regime
I can't believe...I forgot your birthday
She was beginning to tire of his analytical approach to their relationship.
After 4 hours and 27 minutes the Sales Manager finally came to the point... .... ...last month's figures were pretty similar to this months.
Belated Happy Birthday! ... After what happened last time... Tim couldn't believe he'd forgotten another birthday.
The Governments Nun-smoking policy was proving popular.
The Luton airport miracle!
Congratulations!
The management only had themselves to blame. They paid their staff peanuts...
Happy Father's Day! .... Take it easy today, I'll sort out the paperwork.
Sorry you're leaving!... Graham was slightly taken aback by the level of security he faced on his last day.
To My Wife...Happy Anniversary
Chris wasn't actually working in theatre today...he just didn't want to talk to anybody.
Tim was getting nervous... .... ...it seemed an unusual route to take for a colonic irrigation.
Happy 30th! For Julie, turning thirty suddenly didn't seem so bad.
Anthony wondered if it was time to get Sat Nav.
As a special surprise we`ve arranged a 5 nun salute.
Happy Father's Day! ... The kids insisted that Dad wore his Fathers day gift again.
The girls really knew how to let their hair down at the weekend!
Merry Christmas! .... 'Yes, very ****** funny, Rudolph!'
After 23 years of painstaking research and development... ...the Basingstoke Space Agency unveiled their next big idea.
To my Brother Happy Christmas! ... It was the first time anyone had ever asked for one of those.
It was the first time that anyone had asked for one of those.
To Mum and Dad... Happy Christmas!
OK so it's all agreed. Stuff the kids, let's take this year off.
I'm sorry..we're out of stock. But I could maybe get it to you for the 29th?
Happy Christmas!
Terry now rather regretted eating beetroot before seeing his new Doctor. ... Get Well Soon!
The office Christmas party was in full swing.
Merry Christmas! ....For some reason, the kids were always well behaved at Grandma's.
Merry Christmas! .... Linda was looking forward to serving Christmas dinner to her vegetarian relatives.
WARNING! Smoking can seriously damage 
your dress sense.
To Mum Happy Christmas! ... Fortunately for Mum, Christmas comes but once a year.
Merry Christmas! .... Deep Pan, Crisp and Even!
To Dad Happy Christmas! ... Santa realised he'd overdone it on the mince pies again.
Santa was quite specific about how many children had been good this year...
For 364 days a year she is a respected businesswoman. Fortunately for Karen Christmas comes but once a year.
Santa was beginning to regret his decision to let Rudolph go.
To Mum Merry Christmas! .... The outside caterers had done their bit. Now she could get well and truly hammered.
After hearing a drunken declaration from Brian in accounts that he wanted to Shag a reindeer... ... Susan had come up with a cunning plan.
On reflection, it might have been easier just to pay the congestion charge.
The office Christmas party was in full swing.
It was the first time that anyone had asked for one of those.
Santa was quite specific about how many children had been good this year...
Santa was beginning to regret his decision to let Rudolph go.
According to medical opinion, it is now official: You are middle-aged! ... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
No… I’ve no idea where I am. I’m completely lost.
OK so it's all agreed. Stuff the kids, let's take this year off.
I'm sorry..we're out of stock. But I could maybe get it to you for the 29th?
Are you getting older or are doctors getting younger?! ... Happy Birthday!
For 364 days a year she is a respected businesswoman. Fortunately for Karen Christmas comes but once a year.

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