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  Would you believe it... a last minute penalty to United!
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Card Size 121 mm x 171 mm
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So that's what the boss meant when he asked his secretary to 'take something down'!
Hope you’ll soon be bright-eyed and bushy tailed!
... Get well soon!
George listened intently to his wife's every word.
Happy Birthday Dad! .... Take it easy today, I'll sort out the paperwork.
Helen had solved
Everyone is devastated to hear you're leaving.
Neil was beginning to wonder if he was taking too much work home.
Tina had carefully selected 'dress down Friday' to ask for a pay rise.
Shelia wondered if she had overdone the collagen injections.
Sure, it was noisy. But for £1.98 return Nigel wasn't complaining.
Smoking areas at Simon's offices had been drastically reduced.
After three days at Glastonbury, even Pete accepted that he was ready for a good wash and shave.
Dave was a little peckish...but deadlines are deadlines.
She was delighted with her new 'industrial strength' shredder.
Kevin had finally conquered his fear of presentations
11.47am... and the sandwich van was imminent.
Hello... is that the Straightener's Helpline?
Peter was working hard to try and get this monkey off his back.
Sam always listened carefully to everything his parents said.
James had finally worked out how to turn the damn thing off.
Everyone listened symathetically to Linda's hair saloon horror story.
Which ever way he looked at it, Phil had it tough. He was ginger, AND going bald.
Jenny appraisal had been going really well. Then she asked for a pay rise.
Bruce had struggled to adjust since relocating from Australia.
For the team building exercise Steve listed everything he liked about his job and his colleagues.
Who needs men?!
'It's amazing' thought Mike. 'How is it I can spend only two minutes in the bedroom and still look this good?'
It was a close shave, but... I remembered your birthday!
The boss was his usual happy go lucky self.
Sorry you’re feeling glum... Get Well Soon!
John knew if surgery didn't work out, he could always get a job in customs.
Richard was a little over-protective about his stapler.
Steve from accounts was a big hit with the ladies.
Yet another birthday!
Mr. Watkins was ready to take on Class 7B.
After some quiet contemplation, Harry decided that the best thing to do... was absolutely nothing!
Deep down George knew the meeting could have gone better.
Frank couldn’t understand why the internet dating site hadn’t worked for him.
Alan was hopeful he could be back at work tomorrow
Paula was admired for her tact and diplomacy.
Carol wondered if she needed a different conditioner.
Claire had gone a little over the top in her attempt to look busy.
Darren didn't need good luck cards for his new job...not with Teddy by his side.
Tim wondered if he'd had too many espressos!
Another year older, and the only thing Lucy worried about was... ... the slight increase in unwantedfacial hair.
Hilary was beginning to regret her decision to go for second helpings of triple chocolate fudge cake sunddae.
Would you believe it... a last minute penalty to United!
Reg was very proud. 78, and still with all his own teeth.
Andrew couldn't wait for his email account to start working again.
After four Rum and Cokes Barbara was anybodys.
For Brian, retirement couldn't possibly come soon enough.
Sharon and Tracey had overdone the eye shadow again.
Joanne felt that working from home had its advantages.
Tony indicated exactly what his team had achieved this week.
Happy Anniversary
Chris wasn't actually working in theatre today...he just didn't want to talk to anybody.
Everyone is very sad you are leaving.
Kate had completely forgotten she hadn't received any Valentines cards.
To My Wife...Happy Anniversary
They may be accountants... .... ...but Matthew and Jessica really know how to let their hair down after work.
She was the fastest Nun in the west!
Cutbacks at the Borough Council had bitten deep.
As a special surprise we`ve arranged a 5 nun salute.
Competition was always fierce at the St. Agatha of Christies annual team building session.
The Luton airport miracle!
The Governments Nun-smoking policy was proving popular.
In hindsight, it may have been a mistake to make the meeting optional.
Congratulations!
Tim was getting nervous... .... ...it seemed an unusual route to take for a colonic irrigation.
Belated Happy Birthday! ... After what happened last time... Tim couldn't believe he'd forgotten another birthday.
Congratulations on passing your driving test... .... ...which means we won't have to give you a lift anymore!
The Nun-slip flooring took some getting used to.
Happy 40th! .... The guys in his office were great fun... but Rick wondered if he should've asked someone else for directions to the photocopier.
To My Husband...Happy Anniversary
News of Sir Geoffrey's massive pay rise had filtered through to staff.
To my Sister Happy Birthday! ... Samantha's birthday had got off to a very promising start.
She was beginning to tire of his analytical approach to their relationship.
The concept of walking on water wasn`t all it was cracked up to be.
Fishing you a Happy Birthday.
Another hectic day at the office!
And to think... Karen was actually a successful businesswoman!
To my Sister Happy Birthday! .... And to think... Liz was actually a successful businesswoman!
It's '50:50' thought Bob. 'Either the rest of the lights go on or I'm toast'.
Happy Retirement!
At Bank HQ, news of another rise in interest rates was greeted with dismay
Sister Martha's 'little word with him upstairs' was paying off, as their 66-1 shot romped home.
Nobody messed with the St Bells Angels!
Sister Theresa`s ambitious plan to fast track her way to heaven was somewhat misguided.
Happy 30th! .... Anthony wondered if it was time to get Sat Nav
'Just a little more vanilla essence,' thought Pierre, 'and my Banoffee Pie will be another triumph!'
Whatever!
Karen's flexibility had really improved since she had taken up yoga!
The management only had themselves to blame. They paid their staff peanuts...
Happy Birthday Mum!
Happy Father's Day! .... Take it easy today, I'll sort out the paperwork.
As breakfast arrived, Susan realised this relationship was getting too serious.
Happy Anniversary
Good Luck in your New Job! ... Ian felt he'd been slightly misinformed about the workload at his new job.
Never before had
Happy 30th! For Julie, turning thirty suddenly didn't seem so bad.
Happy Retirement
After last year...Mark was unlikely to forget to send his Valentine's day card.
Five years at law school, five more as a trainee solicitor...Yet they still only trusted Paul with the small cases.
Good Luck with your driving test!
Philip knew he had the total respect of his staff.
Happy Birthday Mum!
I can't believe...I forgot your birthday
Charlie had got all tangled up trying to put his vest on again.
Sure, it was noisy. But for $5.95 return Nigel wasn't complaining.
Happy Mother's Day!
The only Valentine card Frank got...was from his mother.
Happy 60th!
The girls really knew how to let their hair down at the weekend!
Nobody could tell if Tom was just having a bad day...or if this was part of his new fitness regime
Happy 50th! Turning fifty hadn't affected Colin at all.
Anthony wondered if it was time to get Sat Nav.
After 4 hours and 27 minutes the Sales Manager finally came to the point... .... ...last month's figures were pretty similar to this months.
Beautiful music, scented candles and rose petals.
Duncan's tax and auding presentation had gone down surprisingly well.
To my Brother Happy Birthday! .... The guys in his office were great fun... but Rick wondered if he should've asked someone else for directions to the photocopier.
At Police HQ, the ID parade was proving a bit tricky.
Mother Superior and her little sister loved their trips to the park.
Happy 40th! Mary's birthday had got off to a very promising start.
Sorry you're leaving! ... having announced his resignation, Nick rather regretted his hasty decision to leave through the nearest exit.
How amazing thought Carol. Allowing 14lbs for the baby and 10lbs for the fluid, I've actually lost weight!
Happy Birthday Dad! The kids had insisted that Dad wore his birthday socks again.
The referee had incensed the crowd so much, they were now questioning his parentage!
I want to smother you in hot passionate kisses and make crazy love to you my little sex kitten.
Happy 60th! Gordon might have had worse birthday outings. But he couldn't think of one.
Sorry you're leaving!... Graham was slightly taken aback by the level of security he faced on his last day.
The team were devastated when they heard you were leaving.
Terry had uncovered a large crack. It would take a lot of filling.
Happy Father's Day! ... The kids insisted that Dad wore his Fathers day gift again.
Santa was beginning to regret his decision to let Rudolph go.
To Mum and Dad... Happy Christmas!
I'm sorry..we're out of stock. But I could maybe get it to you for the 29th?
To my Brother Happy Christmas! ... It was the first time anyone had ever asked for one of those.
To Mum Happy Christmas! ... Fortunately for Mum, Christmas comes but once a year.
For 364 days a year she is a respected businesswoman. Fortunately for Karen Christmas comes but once a year.
WARNING! Smoking can seriously damage 
your dress sense.
Merry Christmas! .... Linda was looking forward to serving Christmas dinner to her vegetarian relatives.
To Dad Happy Christmas! ... Santa realised he'd overdone it on the mince pies again.
After 23 years of painstaking research and development... ...the Basingstoke Space Agency unveiled their next big idea.
It was the first time that anyone had asked for one of those.
Happy Christmas!
Merry Christmas! .... Deep Pan, Crisp and Even!
Santa was quite specific about how many children had been good this year...
OK so it's all agreed. Stuff the kids, let's take this year off.
After hearing a drunken declaration from Brian in accounts that he wanted to Shag a reindeer... ... Susan had come up with a cunning plan.
The office Christmas party was in full swing.
To Mum Merry Christmas! .... The outside caterers had done their bit. Now she could get well and truly hammered.
Merry Christmas! .... 'Yes, very ****** funny, Rudolph!'
Merry Christmas! ....For some reason, the kids were always well behaved at Grandma's.
Terry now rather regretted eating beetroot before seeing his new Doctor. ... Get Well Soon!
Santa was quite specific about how many children had been good this year...
OK so it's all agreed. Stuff the kids, let's take this year off.
The office Christmas party was in full swing.
Santa was beginning to regret his decision to let Rudolph go.
Are you getting older or are doctors getting younger?! ... Happy Birthday!
I'm sorry..we're out of stock. But I could maybe get it to you for the 29th?
No… I’ve no idea where I am. I’m completely lost.
On reflection, it might have been easier just to pay the congestion charge.
According to medical opinion, it is now official: You are middle-aged! ... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
For 364 days a year she is a respected businesswoman. Fortunately for Karen Christmas comes but once a year.
It was the first time that anyone had asked for one of those.

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