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  'Just a little more vanilla essence,' thought Pierre, 'and my Banoffee Pie will be another triumph!'
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Card Size 121 mm x 171 mm
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Shelia wondered if she had overdone the collagen injections.
Sam always listened carefully to everything his parents said.
Andrew couldn't wait for his email account to start working again.
Helen had solved
Deep down George knew the meeting could have gone better.
Paula was admired for her tact and diplomacy.
After three days at Glastonbury, even Pete accepted that he was ready for a good wash and shave.
Happy Birthday Dad! .... Take it easy today, I'll sort out the paperwork.
Frank couldn’t understand why the internet dating site hadn’t worked for him.
Which ever way he looked at it, Phil had it tough. He was ginger, AND going bald.
Everyone listened symathetically to Linda's hair saloon horror story.
Mr. Watkins was ready to take on Class 7B.
Richard was a little over-protective about his stapler.
'It's amazing' thought Mike. 'How is it I can spend only two minutes in the bedroom and still look this good?'
Darren didn't need good luck cards for his new job...not with Teddy by his side.
For the team building exercise Steve listed everything he liked about his job and his colleagues.
After four Rum and Cokes Barbara was anybodys.
Dave was a little peckish...but deadlines are deadlines.
Sorry you’re feeling glum... Get Well Soon!
John knew if surgery didn't work out, he could always get a job in customs.
Hello... is that the Straightener's Helpline?
Steve from accounts was a big hit with the ladies.
Claire had gone a little over the top in her attempt to look busy.
It was a close shave, but... I remembered your birthday!
Alan was hopeful he could be back at work tomorrow
Jenny appraisal had been going really well. Then she asked for a pay rise.
11.47am... and the sandwich van was imminent.
Neil was beginning to wonder if he was taking too much work home.
Hope you’ll soon be bright-eyed and bushy tailed!
... Get well soon!
The boss was his usual happy go lucky self.
Hilary was beginning to regret her decision to go for second helpings of triple chocolate fudge cake sunddae.
Carol wondered if she needed a different conditioner.
Kevin had finally conquered his fear of presentations
Yet another birthday!
So that's what the boss meant when he asked his secretary to 'take something down'!
Peter was working hard to try and get this monkey off his back.
She was delighted with her new 'industrial strength' shredder.
Another year older, and the only thing Lucy worried about was... ... the slight increase in unwantedfacial hair.
Sharon and Tracey had overdone the eye shadow again.
Everyone is devastated to hear you're leaving.
George listened intently to his wife's every word.
Tim wondered if he'd had too many espressos!
Would you believe it... a last minute penalty to United!
Who needs men?!
For Brian, retirement couldn't possibly come soon enough.
Joanne felt that working from home had its advantages.
Bruce had struggled to adjust since relocating from Australia.
Tina had carefully selected 'dress down Friday' to ask for a pay rise.
After some quiet contemplation, Harry decided that the best thing to do... was absolutely nothing!
Sure, it was noisy. But for £1.98 return Nigel wasn't complaining.
Smoking areas at Simon's offices had been drastically reduced.
Reg was very proud. 78, and still with all his own teeth.
James had finally worked out how to turn the damn thing off.
Sister Martha's 'little word with him upstairs' was paying off, as their 66-1 shot romped home.
The concept of walking on water wasn`t all it was cracked up to be.
Happy Anniversary
The management only had themselves to blame. They paid their staff peanuts...
Happy Retirement
Philip knew he had the total respect of his staff.
Good Luck with your driving test!
Anthony wondered if it was time to get Sat Nav.
Sorry you're leaving! ... having announced his resignation, Nick rather regretted his hasty decision to leave through the nearest exit.
The team were devastated when they heard you were leaving.
After 4 hours and 27 minutes the Sales Manager finally came to the point... .... ...last month's figures were pretty similar to this months.
The Governments Nun-smoking policy was proving popular.
Happy Mother's Day!
To My Husband...Happy Anniversary
News of Sir Geoffrey's massive pay rise had filtered through to staff.
Fishing you a Happy Birthday.
Good Luck in your New Job! ... Ian felt he'd been slightly misinformed about the workload at his new job.
At Bank HQ, news of another rise in interest rates was greeted with dismay
Beautiful music, scented candles and rose petals.
Chris wasn't actually working in theatre today...he just didn't want to talk to anybody.
Happy Father's Day! .... Take it easy today, I'll sort out the paperwork.
After last year...Mark was unlikely to forget to send his Valentine's day card.
Happy 60th!
I can't believe...I forgot your birthday
They may be accountants... .... ...but Matthew and Jessica really know how to let their hair down after work.
Cutbacks at the Borough Council had bitten deep.
Competition was always fierce at the St. Agatha of Christies annual team building session.
As a special surprise we`ve arranged a 5 nun salute.
Five years at law school, five more as a trainee solicitor...Yet they still only trusted Paul with the small cases.
How amazing thought Carol. Allowing 14lbs for the baby and 10lbs for the fluid, I've actually lost weight!
Happy Father's Day! ... The kids insisted that Dad wore his Fathers day gift again.
Happy Retirement!
She was the fastest Nun in the west!
Karen's flexibility had really improved since she had taken up yoga!
In hindsight, it may have been a mistake to make the meeting optional.
And to think... Karen was actually a successful businesswoman!
Happy Birthday Mum!
'Just a little more vanilla essence,' thought Pierre, 'and my Banoffee Pie will be another triumph!'
Duncan's tax and auding presentation had gone down surprisingly well.
The referee had incensed the crowd so much, they were now questioning his parentage!
Sorry you're leaving!... Graham was slightly taken aback by the level of security he faced on his last day.
Tony indicated exactly what his team had achieved this week.
The Nun-slip flooring took some getting used to.
Happy 60th! Gordon might have had worse birthday outings. But he couldn't think of one.
Congratulations on passing your driving test... .... ...which means we won't have to give you a lift anymore!
To my Brother Happy Birthday! .... The guys in his office were great fun... but Rick wondered if he should've asked someone else for directions to the photocopier.
Happy 30th! For Julie, turning thirty suddenly didn't seem so bad.
To my Sister Happy Birthday! .... And to think... Liz was actually a successful businesswoman!
Nobody messed with the St Bells Angels!
I want to smother you in hot passionate kisses and make crazy love to you my little sex kitten.
As breakfast arrived, Susan realised this relationship was getting too serious.
Nobody could tell if Tom was just having a bad day...or if this was part of his new fitness regime
The girls really knew how to let their hair down at the weekend!
To my Sister Happy Birthday! ... Samantha's birthday had got off to a very promising start.
Happy Anniversary
Belated Happy Birthday! ... After what happened last time... Tim couldn't believe he'd forgotten another birthday.
Kate had completely forgotten she hadn't received any Valentines cards.
Happy 40th! Mary's birthday had got off to a very promising start.
The Luton airport miracle!
Everyone is very sad you are leaving.
At Police HQ, the ID parade was proving a bit tricky.
Happy 30th! .... Anthony wondered if it was time to get Sat Nav
She was beginning to tire of his analytical approach to their relationship.
Another hectic day at the office!
Whatever!
Sure, it was noisy. But for $5.95 return Nigel wasn't complaining.
The only Valentine card Frank got...was from his mother.
Charlie had got all tangled up trying to put his vest on again.
Happy 40th! .... The guys in his office were great fun... but Rick wondered if he should've asked someone else for directions to the photocopier.
Mother Superior and her little sister loved their trips to the park.
Happy Birthday Dad! The kids had insisted that Dad wore his birthday socks again.
Tim was getting nervous... .... ...it seemed an unusual route to take for a colonic irrigation.
Happy Birthday Mum!
Never before had
Happy 50th! Turning fifty hadn't affected Colin at all.
Congratulations!
To My Wife...Happy Anniversary
It's '50:50' thought Bob. 'Either the rest of the lights go on or I'm toast'.
Sister Theresa`s ambitious plan to fast track her way to heaven was somewhat misguided.
Terry had uncovered a large crack. It would take a lot of filling.
For 364 days a year she is a respected businesswoman. Fortunately for Karen Christmas comes but once a year.
After hearing a drunken declaration from Brian in accounts that he wanted to Shag a reindeer... ... Susan had come up with a cunning plan.
Merry Christmas! .... Deep Pan, Crisp and Even!
Santa was quite specific about how many children had been good this year...
Terry now rather regretted eating beetroot before seeing his new Doctor. ... Get Well Soon!
Merry Christmas! ....For some reason, the kids were always well behaved at Grandma's.
After 23 years of painstaking research and development... ...the Basingstoke Space Agency unveiled their next big idea.
To Mum Merry Christmas! .... The outside caterers had done their bit. Now she could get well and truly hammered.
Santa was beginning to regret his decision to let Rudolph go.
Happy Christmas!
I'm sorry..we're out of stock. But I could maybe get it to you for the 29th?
Merry Christmas! .... 'Yes, very ****** funny, Rudolph!'
WARNING! Smoking can seriously damage 
your dress sense.
OK so it's all agreed. Stuff the kids, let's take this year off.
It was the first time that anyone had asked for one of those.
To Mum Happy Christmas! ... Fortunately for Mum, Christmas comes but once a year.
To Mum and Dad... Happy Christmas!
The office Christmas party was in full swing.
To Dad Happy Christmas! ... Santa realised he'd overdone it on the mince pies again.
To my Brother Happy Christmas! ... It was the first time anyone had ever asked for one of those.
Merry Christmas! .... Linda was looking forward to serving Christmas dinner to her vegetarian relatives.
The office Christmas party was in full swing.
On reflection, it might have been easier just to pay the congestion charge.
No… I’ve no idea where I am. I’m completely lost.
Santa was quite specific about how many children had been good this year...
For 364 days a year she is a respected businesswoman. Fortunately for Karen Christmas comes but once a year.
According to medical opinion, it is now official: You are middle-aged! ... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
I'm sorry..we're out of stock. But I could maybe get it to you for the 29th?
Santa was beginning to regret his decision to let Rudolph go.
Are you getting older or are doctors getting younger?! ... Happy Birthday!
It was the first time that anyone had asked for one of those.
OK so it's all agreed. Stuff the kids, let's take this year off.

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