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Buy a Standard "Ginger and Bald" Greeting Card
  Which ever way he looked at it, Phil had it tough. He was ginger, AND going bald.
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Card Size 121 mm x 171 mm
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£3.99 - Standard Size Personalised Card (Card Size 121 mm x 171 mm)
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Which ever way he looked at it, Phil had it tough. He was ginger, AND going bald.
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Mr. Watkins was ready to take on Class 7B.
James had finally worked out how to turn the damn thing off.
Paula was admired for her tact and diplomacy.
Shelia wondered if she had overdone the collagen injections.
Sorry you’re feeling glum... Get Well Soon!
Everyone listened symathetically to Linda's hair saloon horror story.
Would you believe it... a last minute penalty to United!
11.47am... and the sandwich van was imminent.
'It's amazing' thought Mike. 'How is it I can spend only two minutes in the bedroom and still look this good?'
Kevin had finally conquered his fear of presentations
So that's what the boss meant when he asked his secretary to 'take something down'!
Tina had carefully selected 'dress down Friday' to ask for a pay rise.
Joanne felt that working from home had its advantages.
For the team building exercise Steve listed everything he liked about his job and his colleagues.
Yet another birthday!
Peter was working hard to try and get this monkey off his back.
For Brian, retirement couldn't possibly come soon enough.
Hello... is that the Straightener's Helpline?
Carol wondered if she needed a different conditioner.
Alan was hopeful he could be back at work tomorrow
She was delighted with her new 'industrial strength' shredder.
Which ever way he looked at it, Phil had it tough. He was ginger, AND going bald.
Frank couldn’t understand why the internet dating site hadn’t worked for him.
Bruce had struggled to adjust since relocating from Australia.
Andrew couldn't wait for his email account to start working again.
Claire had gone a little over the top in her attempt to look busy.
Neil was beginning to wonder if he was taking too much work home.
Smoking areas at Simon's offices had been drastically reduced.
Jenny appraisal had been going really well. Then she asked for a pay rise.
John knew if surgery didn't work out, he could always get a job in customs.
Everyone is devastated to hear you're leaving.
After some quiet contemplation, Harry decided that the best thing to do... was absolutely nothing!
Darren didn't need good luck cards for his new job...not with Teddy by his side.
It was a close shave, but... I remembered your birthday!
Deep down George knew the meeting could have gone better.
Sam always listened carefully to everything his parents said.
George listened intently to his wife's every word.
After four Rum and Cokes Barbara was anybodys.
Dave was a little peckish...but deadlines are deadlines.
The boss was his usual happy go lucky self.
Tim wondered if he'd had too many espressos!
After three days at Glastonbury, even Pete accepted that he was ready for a good wash and shave.
Who needs men?!
Reg was very proud. 78, and still with all his own teeth.
Richard was a little over-protective about his stapler.
Sharon and Tracey had overdone the eye shadow again.
Happy Birthday Dad! .... Take it easy today, I'll sort out the paperwork.
Sure, it was noisy. But for £1.98 return Nigel wasn't complaining.
Another year older, and the only thing Lucy worried about was... ... the slight increase in unwantedfacial hair.
Hilary was beginning to regret her decision to go for second helpings of triple chocolate fudge cake sunddae.
Hope you’ll soon be bright-eyed and bushy tailed!
... Get well soon!
Steve from accounts was a big hit with the ladies.
Helen had solved
How amazing thought Carol. Allowing 14lbs for the baby and 10lbs for the fluid, I've actually lost weight!
Happy 40th! .... The guys in his office were great fun... but Rick wondered if he should've asked someone else for directions to the photocopier.
To my Sister Happy Birthday! ... Samantha's birthday had got off to a very promising start.
The Luton airport miracle!
Everyone is very sad you are leaving.
Happy 30th! .... Anthony wondered if it was time to get Sat Nav
She was the fastest Nun in the west!
And to think... Karen was actually a successful businesswoman!
Congratulations on passing your driving test... .... ...which means we won't have to give you a lift anymore!
She was beginning to tire of his analytical approach to their relationship.
Sorry you're leaving! ... having announced his resignation, Nick rather regretted his hasty decision to leave through the nearest exit.
Happy 60th!
'Just a little more vanilla essence,' thought Pierre, 'and my Banoffee Pie will be another triumph!'
Happy Father's Day! ... The kids insisted that Dad wore his Fathers day gift again.
Sure, it was noisy. But for $5.95 return Nigel wasn't complaining.
At Bank HQ, news of another rise in interest rates was greeted with dismay
The only Valentine card Frank got...was from his mother.
The referee had incensed the crowd so much, they were now questioning his parentage!
To My Wife...Happy Anniversary
Philip knew he had the total respect of his staff.
Chris wasn't actually working in theatre today...he just didn't want to talk to anybody.
To My Husband...Happy Anniversary
Happy Anniversary
Anthony wondered if it was time to get Sat Nav.
To my Brother Happy Birthday! .... The guys in his office were great fun... but Rick wondered if he should've asked someone else for directions to the photocopier.
Nobody messed with the St Bells Angels!
At Police HQ, the ID parade was proving a bit tricky.
In hindsight, it may have been a mistake to make the meeting optional.
Sorry you're leaving!... Graham was slightly taken aback by the level of security he faced on his last day.
Fishing you a Happy Birthday.
I can't believe...I forgot your birthday
I want to smother you in hot passionate kisses and make crazy love to you my little sex kitten.
Duncan's tax and auding presentation had gone down surprisingly well.
Happy 60th! Gordon might have had worse birthday outings. But he couldn't think of one.
Happy Anniversary
The girls really knew how to let their hair down at the weekend!
Happy Birthday Dad! The kids had insisted that Dad wore his birthday socks again.
Happy Birthday Mum!
Happy Retirement
Competition was always fierce at the St. Agatha of Christies annual team building session.
Another hectic day at the office!
Belated Happy Birthday! ... After what happened last time... Tim couldn't believe he'd forgotten another birthday.
Good Luck with your driving test!
The management only had themselves to blame. They paid their staff peanuts...
It's '50:50' thought Bob. 'Either the rest of the lights go on or I'm toast'.
Tony indicated exactly what his team had achieved this week.
They may be accountants... .... ...but Matthew and Jessica really know how to let their hair down after work.
Happy Birthday Mum!
Happy 40th! Mary's birthday had got off to a very promising start.
Congratulations!
Terry had uncovered a large crack. It would take a lot of filling.
As breakfast arrived, Susan realised this relationship was getting too serious.
Kate had completely forgotten she hadn't received any Valentines cards.
Happy 50th! Turning fifty hadn't affected Colin at all.
The Nun-slip flooring took some getting used to.
Nobody could tell if Tom was just having a bad day...or if this was part of his new fitness regime
Five years at law school, five more as a trainee solicitor...Yet they still only trusted Paul with the small cases.
Mother Superior and her little sister loved their trips to the park.
Never before had
Happy Mother's Day!
News of Sir Geoffrey's massive pay rise had filtered through to staff.
Tim was getting nervous... .... ...it seemed an unusual route to take for a colonic irrigation.
The Governments Nun-smoking policy was proving popular.
Happy 30th! For Julie, turning thirty suddenly didn't seem so bad.
The concept of walking on water wasn`t all it was cracked up to be.
Cutbacks at the Borough Council had bitten deep.
Happy Father's Day! .... Take it easy today, I'll sort out the paperwork.
Good Luck in your New Job! ... Ian felt he'd been slightly misinformed about the workload at his new job.
Happy Retirement!
Karen's flexibility had really improved since she had taken up yoga!
Beautiful music, scented candles and rose petals.
Charlie had got all tangled up trying to put his vest on again.
After last year...Mark was unlikely to forget to send his Valentine's day card.
Sister Martha's 'little word with him upstairs' was paying off, as their 66-1 shot romped home.
After 4 hours and 27 minutes the Sales Manager finally came to the point... .... ...last month's figures were pretty similar to this months.
The team were devastated when they heard you were leaving.
As a special surprise we`ve arranged a 5 nun salute.
Sister Theresa`s ambitious plan to fast track her way to heaven was somewhat misguided.
To my Sister Happy Birthday! .... And to think... Liz was actually a successful businesswoman!
Whatever!
Merry Christmas! .... 'Yes, very ****** funny, Rudolph!'
Terry now rather regretted eating beetroot before seeing his new Doctor. ... Get Well Soon!
I'm sorry..we're out of stock. But I could maybe get it to you for the 29th?
Merry Christmas! .... Linda was looking forward to serving Christmas dinner to her vegetarian relatives.
To Mum Merry Christmas! .... The outside caterers had done their bit. Now she could get well and truly hammered.
For 364 days a year she is a respected businesswoman. Fortunately for Karen Christmas comes but once a year.
Merry Christmas! ....For some reason, the kids were always well behaved at Grandma's.
The office Christmas party was in full swing.
Santa was quite specific about how many children had been good this year...
To Dad Happy Christmas! ... Santa realised he'd overdone it on the mince pies again.
To Mum Happy Christmas! ... Fortunately for Mum, Christmas comes but once a year.
OK so it's all agreed. Stuff the kids, let's take this year off.
WARNING! Smoking can seriously damage 
your dress sense.
To Mum and Dad... Happy Christmas!
It was the first time that anyone had asked for one of those.
Happy Christmas!
After hearing a drunken declaration from Brian in accounts that he wanted to Shag a reindeer... ... Susan had come up with a cunning plan.
To my Brother Happy Christmas! ... It was the first time anyone had ever asked for one of those.
After 23 years of painstaking research and development... ...the Basingstoke Space Agency unveiled their next big idea.
Santa was beginning to regret his decision to let Rudolph go.
Merry Christmas! .... Deep Pan, Crisp and Even!
Are you getting older or are doctors getting younger?! ... Happy Birthday!
It was the first time that anyone had asked for one of those.
According to medical opinion, it is now official: You are middle-aged! ... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Santa was quite specific about how many children had been good this year...
No… I’ve no idea where I am. I’m completely lost.
I'm sorry..we're out of stock. But I could maybe get it to you for the 29th?
OK so it's all agreed. Stuff the kids, let's take this year off.
The office Christmas party was in full swing.
For 364 days a year she is a respected businesswoman. Fortunately for Karen Christmas comes but once a year.
Santa was beginning to regret his decision to let Rudolph go.
On reflection, it might have been easier just to pay the congestion charge.

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