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  Happy Retirement!
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Card Size 121 mm x 171 mm
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'It's amazing' thought Mike. 'How is it I can spend only two minutes in the bedroom and still look this good?'
Tim wondered if he'd had too many espressos!
John knew if surgery didn't work out, he could always get a job in customs.
Happy Birthday Dad! .... Take it easy today, I'll sort out the paperwork.
Steve from accounts was a big hit with the ladies.
After three days at Glastonbury, even Pete accepted that he was ready for a good wash and shave.
Paula was admired for her tact and diplomacy.
Everyone listened symathetically to Linda's hair saloon horror story.
So that's what the boss meant when he asked his secretary to 'take something down'!
Everyone is devastated to hear you're leaving.
Yet another birthday!
Tina had carefully selected 'dress down Friday' to ask for a pay rise.
After four Rum and Cokes Barbara was anybodys.
Which ever way he looked at it, Phil had it tough. He was ginger, AND going bald.
Would you believe it... a last minute penalty to United!
Carol wondered if she needed a different conditioner.
The boss was his usual happy go lucky self.
She was delighted with her new 'industrial strength' shredder.
Deep down George knew the meeting could have gone better.
Reg was very proud. 78, and still with all his own teeth.
Richard was a little over-protective about his stapler.
For the team building exercise Steve listed everything he liked about his job and his colleagues.
For Brian, retirement couldn't possibly come soon enough.
Hello... is that the Straightener's Helpline?
Hope you’ll soon be bright-eyed and bushy tailed! ... Get well soon!
Sharon and Tracey had overdone the eye shadow again.
Alan was hopeful he could be back at work tomorrow
Sure, it was noisy. But for £1.98 return Nigel wasn't complaining.
Joanne felt that working from home had its advantages.
James had finally worked out how to turn the damn thing off.
Mr. Watkins was ready to take on Class 7B.
It was a close shave, but... I remembered your birthday!
Frank couldn’t understand why the internet dating site hadn’t worked for him.
Sorry you’re feeling glum... Get Well Soon!
Hilary was beginning to regret her decision to go for second helpings of triple chocolate fudge cake sunddae.
Another year older, and the only thing Lucy worried about was... ... the slight increase in unwantedfacial hair.
Helen had solved
Kevin had finally conquered his fear of presentations
Sam always listened carefully to everything his parents said.
Claire had gone a little over the top in her attempt to look busy.
Peter was working hard to try and get this monkey off his back.
Smoking areas at Simon's offices had been drastically reduced.
George listened intently to his wife's every word.
Shelia wondered if she had overdone the collagen injections.
Andrew couldn't wait for his email account to start working again.
After some quiet contemplation, Harry decided that the best thing to do... was absolutely nothing!
Jenny appraisal had been going really well. Then she asked for a pay rise.
Dave was a little peckish...but deadlines are deadlines.
Who needs men?!
11.47am... and the sandwich van was imminent.
Darren didn't need good luck cards for his new job...not with Teddy by his side.
Neil was beginning to wonder if he was taking too much work home.
Bruce had struggled to adjust since relocating from Australia.
Five years at law school, five more as a trainee solicitor...Yet they still only trusted Paul with the small cases.
The Governments Nun-smoking policy was proving popular.
The concept of walking on water wasn`t all it was cracked up to be.
Duncan's tax and auding presentation had gone down surprisingly well.
As breakfast arrived, Susan realised this relationship was getting too serious.
Beautiful music, scented candles and rose petals.
The Nun-slip flooring took some getting used to.
Whatever!
Nobody could tell if Tom was just having a bad day...or if this was part of his new fitness regime
How amazing thought Carol. Allowing 14lbs for the baby and 10lbs for the fluid, I've actually lost weight!
At Bank HQ, news of another rise in interest rates was greeted with dismay
To my Sister Happy Birthday! .... And to think... Liz was actually a successful businesswoman!
Congratulations on passing your driving test... .... ...which means we won't have to give you a lift anymore!
Kate had completely forgotten she hadn't received any Valentines cards.
Mother Superior and her little sister loved their trips to the park.
Charlie had got all tangled up trying to put his vest on again.
Sorry you're leaving!... Graham was slightly taken aback by the level of security he faced on his last day.
She was the fastest Nun in the west!
As a special surprise we`ve arranged a 5 nun salute.
Nobody messed with the St Bells Angels!
Happy 50th! Turning fifty hadn't affected Colin at all.
They may be accountants... .... ...but Matthew and Jessica really know how to let their hair down after work.
Everyone is very sad you are leaving.
Congratulations!
Karen's flexibility had really improved since she had taken up yoga!
To My Husband...Happy Anniversary
To my Brother Happy Birthday! .... The guys in his office were great fun... but Rick wondered if he should've asked someone else for directions to the photocopier.
Happy 30th! .... Anthony wondered if it was time to get Sat Nav
Happy Birthday Dad! The kids had insisted that Dad wore his birthday socks again.
In hindsight, it may have been a mistake to make the meeting optional.
The team were devastated when they heard you were leaving.
Philip knew he had the total respect of his staff.
The only Valentine card Frank got...was from his mother.
Never before had
Sister Martha's 'little word with him upstairs' was paying off, as their 66-1 shot romped home.
Sorry you're leaving! ... having announced his resignation, Nick rather regretted his hasty decision to leave through the nearest exit.
To my Sister Happy Birthday! ... Samantha's birthday had got off to a very promising start.
At Police HQ, the ID parade was proving a bit tricky.
After 4 hours and 27 minutes the Sales Manager finally came to the point... .... ...last month's figures were pretty similar to this months.
The Luton airport miracle!
Happy 40th! Mary's birthday had got off to a very promising start.
Happy Anniversary
Chris wasn't actually working in theatre today...he just didn't want to talk to anybody.
Happy Birthday Mum!
Happy 40th! .... The guys in his office were great fun... but Rick wondered if he should've asked someone else for directions to the photocopier.
Good Luck with your driving test!
And to think... Karen was actually a successful businesswoman!
Competition was always fierce at the St. Agatha of Christies annual team building session.
The management only had themselves to blame. They paid their staff peanuts...
Happy Father's Day! ... The kids insisted that Dad wore his Fathers day gift again.
Sister Theresa`s ambitious plan to fast track her way to heaven was somewhat misguided.
'Just a little more vanilla essence,' thought Pierre, 'and my Banoffee Pie will be another triumph!'
Happy Birthday Mum!
Cutbacks at the Borough Council had bitten deep.
Happy Retirement
Happy 60th!
Good Luck in your New Job! ... Ian felt he'd been slightly misinformed about the workload at his new job.
To My Wife...Happy Anniversary
Anthony wondered if it was time to get Sat Nav.
Sure, it was noisy. But for $5.95 return Nigel wasn't complaining.
Fishing you a Happy Birthday.
She was beginning to tire of his analytical approach to their relationship.
I want to smother you in hot passionate kisses and make crazy love to you my little sex kitten.
Happy Father's Day! .... Take it easy today, I'll sort out the paperwork.
Happy 30th! For Julie, turning thirty suddenly didn't seem so bad.
Happy Mother's Day!
Happy Anniversary
The girls really knew how to let their hair down at the weekend!
I can't believe...I forgot your birthday
Terry had uncovered a large crack. It would take a lot of filling.
Belated Happy Birthday! ... After what happened last time... Tim couldn't believe he'd forgotten another birthday.
Tim was getting nervous... .... ...it seemed an unusual route to take for a colonic irrigation.
Another hectic day at the office!
News of Sir Geoffrey's massive pay rise had filtered through to staff.
Happy 60th! Gordon might have had worse birthday outings. But he couldn't think of one.
Tony indicated exactly what his team had achieved this week.
It's '50:50' thought Bob. 'Either the rest of the lights go on or I'm toast'.
Happy Retirement!
After last year...Mark was unlikely to forget to send his Valentine's day card.
The referee had incensed the crowd so much, they were now questioning his parentage!
The office Christmas party was in full swing.
After 23 years of painstaking research and development... ...the Basingstoke Space Agency unveiled their next big idea.
Happy Christmas!
To my Brother Happy Christmas! ... It was the first time anyone had ever asked for one of those.
Merry Christmas! ....For some reason, the kids were always well behaved at Grandma's.
For 364 days a year she is a respected businesswoman. Fortunately for Karen Christmas comes but once a year.
To Mum and Dad... Happy Christmas!
Merry Christmas! .... Linda was looking forward to serving Christmas dinner to her vegetarian relatives.
WARNING! Smoking can seriously damage your dress sense.
To Mum Merry Christmas! .... The outside caterers had done their bit. Now she could get well and truly hammered.
OK so it's all agreed. Stuff the kids, let's take this year off.
After hearing a drunken declaration from Brian in accounts that he wanted to Shag a reindeer... ... Susan had come up with a cunning plan.
Merry Christmas! .... 'Yes, very ****** funny, Rudolph!'
Terry now rather regretted eating beetroot before seeing his new Doctor. ... Get Well Soon!
Santa was quite specific about how many children had been good this year...
Santa was beginning to regret his decision to let Rudolph go.
To Mum Happy Christmas! ... Fortunately for Mum, Christmas comes but once a year.
Merry Christmas! .... Deep Pan, Crisp and Even!
To Dad Happy Christmas! ... Santa realised he'd overdone it on the mince pies again.
It was the first time that anyone had asked for one of those.
I'm sorry..we're out of stock. But I could maybe get it to you for the 29th?
According to medical opinion, it is now official: You are middle-aged! ... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
On reflection, it might have been easier just to pay the congestion charge.
Are you getting older or are doctors getting younger?! ... Happy Birthday!
Santa was beginning to regret his decision to let Rudolph go.
OK so it's all agreed. Stuff the kids, let's take this year off.
It was the first time that anyone had asked for one of those.
For 364 days a year she is a respected businesswoman. Fortunately for Karen Christmas comes but once a year.
The office Christmas party was in full swing.
Santa was quite specific about how many children had been good this year...
I'm sorry..we're out of stock. But I could maybe get it to you for the 29th?
No… I’ve no idea where I am. I’m completely lost.

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