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  After 4 hours and 27 minutes the Sales Manager finally came to the point... .... ...last month's figures were pretty similar to this months.
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After 4 hours and 27 minutes the Sales Manager finally came to the point... .... ...last month's figures were pretty similar to this months.
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Tina had carefully selected 'dress down Friday' to ask for a pay rise.
It was a close shave, but... I remembered your birthday!
Joanne felt that working from home had its advantages.
Hope you’ll soon be bright-eyed and bushy tailed!
... Get well soon!
Alan was hopeful he could be back at work tomorrow
Frank couldn’t understand why the internet dating site hadn’t worked for him.
Paula was admired for her tact and diplomacy.
Sharon and Tracey had overdone the eye shadow again.
George listened intently to his wife's every word.
John knew if surgery didn't work out, he could always get a job in customs.
Hello... is that the Straightener's Helpline?
Sam always listened carefully to everything his parents said.
Would you believe it... a last minute penalty to United!
Sorry you’re feeling glum... Get Well Soon!
Tim wondered if he'd had too many espressos!
Helen had solved
Smoking areas at Simon's offices had been drastically reduced.
Darren didn't need good luck cards for his new job...not with Teddy by his side.
James had finally worked out how to turn the damn thing off.
Peter was working hard to try and get this monkey off his back.
Andrew couldn't wait for his email account to start working again.
Dave was a little peckish...but deadlines are deadlines.
Another year older, and the only thing Lucy worried about was... ... the slight increase in unwantedfacial hair.
Which ever way he looked at it, Phil had it tough. He was ginger, AND going bald.
Who needs men?!
So that's what the boss meant when he asked his secretary to 'take something down'!
Reg was very proud. 78, and still with all his own teeth.
After three days at Glastonbury, even Pete accepted that he was ready for a good wash and shave.
Steve from accounts was a big hit with the ladies.
Carol wondered if she needed a different conditioner.
Claire had gone a little over the top in her attempt to look busy.
She was delighted with her new 'industrial strength' shredder.
Hilary was beginning to regret her decision to go for second helpings of triple chocolate fudge cake sunddae.
Yet another birthday!
Kevin had finally conquered his fear of presentations
After some quiet contemplation, Harry decided that the best thing to do... was absolutely nothing!
Deep down George knew the meeting could have gone better.
Bruce had struggled to adjust since relocating from Australia.
'It's amazing' thought Mike. 'How is it I can spend only two minutes in the bedroom and still look this good?'
Sure, it was noisy. But for £1.98 return Nigel wasn't complaining.
11.47am... and the sandwich van was imminent.
Happy Birthday Dad! .... Take it easy today, I'll sort out the paperwork.
The boss was his usual happy go lucky self.
Mr. Watkins was ready to take on Class 7B.
Everyone listened symathetically to Linda's hair saloon horror story.
Neil was beginning to wonder if he was taking too much work home.
After four Rum and Cokes Barbara was anybodys.
Shelia wondered if she had overdone the collagen injections.
For the team building exercise Steve listed everything he liked about his job and his colleagues.
Jenny appraisal had been going really well. Then she asked for a pay rise.
Everyone is devastated to hear you're leaving.
Richard was a little over-protective about his stapler.
For Brian, retirement couldn't possibly come soon enough.
Terry had uncovered a large crack. It would take a lot of filling.
Happy Retirement!
As a special surprise we`ve arranged a 5 nun salute.
Belated Happy Birthday! ... After what happened last time... Tim couldn't believe he'd forgotten another birthday.
Never before had
The Nun-slip flooring took some getting used to.
The referee had incensed the crowd so much, they were now questioning his parentage!
Happy Birthday Mum!
The only Valentine card Frank got...was from his mother.
Five years at law school, five more as a trainee solicitor...Yet they still only trusted Paul with the small cases.
I can't believe...I forgot your birthday
Happy Birthday Dad! The kids had insisted that Dad wore his birthday socks again.
Sure, it was noisy. But for $5.95 return Nigel wasn't complaining.
Happy 40th! .... The guys in his office were great fun... but Rick wondered if he should've asked someone else for directions to the photocopier.
Everyone is very sad you are leaving.
Happy Anniversary
After 4 hours and 27 minutes the Sales Manager finally came to the point... .... ...last month's figures were pretty similar to this months.
She was beginning to tire of his analytical approach to their relationship.
Tony indicated exactly what his team had achieved this week.
Happy Retirement
Congratulations on passing your driving test... .... ...which means we won't have to give you a lift anymore!
Happy 60th! Gordon might have had worse birthday outings. But he couldn't think of one.
To My Wife...Happy Anniversary
Beautiful music, scented candles and rose petals.
Happy 30th! .... Anthony wondered if it was time to get Sat Nav
Sorry you're leaving!... Graham was slightly taken aback by the level of security he faced on his last day.
Happy 30th! For Julie, turning thirty suddenly didn't seem so bad.
The Luton airport miracle!
The Governments Nun-smoking policy was proving popular.
They may be accountants... .... ...but Matthew and Jessica really know how to let their hair down after work.
Charlie had got all tangled up trying to put his vest on again.
Happy 50th! Turning fifty hadn't affected Colin at all.
To My Husband...Happy Anniversary
'Just a little more vanilla essence,' thought Pierre, 'and my Banoffee Pie will be another triumph!'
To my Sister Happy Birthday! .... And to think... Liz was actually a successful businesswoman!
Duncan's tax and auding presentation had gone down surprisingly well.
The girls really knew how to let their hair down at the weekend!
And to think... Karen was actually a successful businesswoman!
Happy 60th!
Philip knew he had the total respect of his staff.
The team were devastated when they heard you were leaving.
Tim was getting nervous... .... ...it seemed an unusual route to take for a colonic irrigation.
Happy Father's Day! ... The kids insisted that Dad wore his Fathers day gift again.
Happy Father's Day! .... Take it easy today, I'll sort out the paperwork.
Another hectic day at the office!
Karen's flexibility had really improved since she had taken up yoga!
I want to smother you in hot passionate kisses and make crazy love to you my little sex kitten.
The management only had themselves to blame. They paid their staff peanuts...
Happy Mother's Day!
Nobody messed with the St Bells Angels!
At Police HQ, the ID parade was proving a bit tricky.
Kate had completely forgotten she hadn't received any Valentines cards.
Nobody could tell if Tom was just having a bad day...or if this was part of his new fitness regime
Happy Birthday Mum!
Fishing you a Happy Birthday.
Sorry you're leaving! ... having announced his resignation, Nick rather regretted his hasty decision to leave through the nearest exit.
Happy Anniversary
At Bank HQ, news of another rise in interest rates was greeted with dismay
Competition was always fierce at the St. Agatha of Christies annual team building session.
To my Sister Happy Birthday! ... Samantha's birthday had got off to a very promising start.
She was the fastest Nun in the west!
News of Sir Geoffrey's massive pay rise had filtered through to staff.
After last year...Mark was unlikely to forget to send his Valentine's day card.
The concept of walking on water wasn`t all it was cracked up to be.
To my Brother Happy Birthday! .... The guys in his office were great fun... but Rick wondered if he should've asked someone else for directions to the photocopier.
Cutbacks at the Borough Council had bitten deep.
Mother Superior and her little sister loved their trips to the park.
How amazing thought Carol. Allowing 14lbs for the baby and 10lbs for the fluid, I've actually lost weight!
Good Luck in your New Job! ... Ian felt he'd been slightly misinformed about the workload at his new job.
Chris wasn't actually working in theatre today...he just didn't want to talk to anybody.
Happy 40th! Mary's birthday had got off to a very promising start.
It's '50:50' thought Bob. 'Either the rest of the lights go on or I'm toast'.
Whatever!
As breakfast arrived, Susan realised this relationship was getting too serious.
Sister Theresa`s ambitious plan to fast track her way to heaven was somewhat misguided.
Anthony wondered if it was time to get Sat Nav.
Sister Martha's 'little word with him upstairs' was paying off, as their 66-1 shot romped home.
Congratulations!
In hindsight, it may have been a mistake to make the meeting optional.
Good Luck with your driving test!
To my Brother Happy Christmas! ... It was the first time anyone had ever asked for one of those.
Santa was beginning to regret his decision to let Rudolph go.
To Mum and Dad... Happy Christmas!
Merry Christmas! .... Linda was looking forward to serving Christmas dinner to her vegetarian relatives.
Happy Christmas!
After hearing a drunken declaration from Brian in accounts that he wanted to Shag a reindeer... ... Susan had come up with a cunning plan.
To Mum Merry Christmas! .... The outside caterers had done their bit. Now she could get well and truly hammered.
I'm sorry..we're out of stock. But I could maybe get it to you for the 29th?
Merry Christmas! ....For some reason, the kids were always well behaved at Grandma's.
OK so it's all agreed. Stuff the kids, let's take this year off.
The office Christmas party was in full swing.
To Mum Happy Christmas! ... Fortunately for Mum, Christmas comes but once a year.
Terry now rather regretted eating beetroot before seeing his new Doctor. ... Get Well Soon!
Merry Christmas! .... Deep Pan, Crisp and Even!
WARNING! Smoking can seriously damage 
your dress sense.
After 23 years of painstaking research and development... ...the Basingstoke Space Agency unveiled their next big idea.
For 364 days a year she is a respected businesswoman. Fortunately for Karen Christmas comes but once a year.
To Dad Happy Christmas! ... Santa realised he'd overdone it on the mince pies again.
Merry Christmas! .... 'Yes, very ****** funny, Rudolph!'
It was the first time that anyone had asked for one of those.
Santa was quite specific about how many children had been good this year...
On reflection, it might have been easier just to pay the congestion charge.
It was the first time that anyone had asked for one of those.
Santa was beginning to regret his decision to let Rudolph go.
Santa was quite specific about how many children had been good this year...
No… I’ve no idea where I am. I’m completely lost.
The office Christmas party was in full swing.
OK so it's all agreed. Stuff the kids, let's take this year off.
I'm sorry..we're out of stock. But I could maybe get it to you for the 29th?
According to medical opinion, it is now official: You are middle-aged! ... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
For 364 days a year she is a respected businesswoman. Fortunately for Karen Christmas comes but once a year.
Are you getting older or are doctors getting younger?! ... Happy Birthday!

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