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Buy a Standard "Merry Christmas Pizza" Greeting Card
  Merry Christmas! .... Deep Pan, Crisp and Even!
Inside Message: Blank
Card Size 121 mm x 171 mm
£1.99
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£3.99 - Standard Size Personalised Card (Card Size 121 mm x 171 mm)
£5.49 - Super Size A4 Personalised Card (Card Size 210 mm x 297 mm)

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Merry Christmas ! .... Deep Pan, Crisp and Even!
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After some quiet contemplation, Harry decided that the best thing to do... was absolutely nothing!
Shelia wondered if she had overdone the collagen injections.
Alan was hopeful he could be back at work tomorrow
Reg was very proud. 78, and still with all his own teeth.
She was delighted with her new 'industrial strength' shredder.
So that's what the boss meant when he asked his secretary to 'take something down'!
Steve from accounts was a big hit with the ladies.
Everyone listened symathetically to Linda's hair saloon horror story.
Deep down George knew the meeting could have gone better.
It was a close shave, but... I remembered your birthday!
Sam always listened carefully to everything his parents said.
Everyone is devastated to hear you're leaving.
Would you believe it... a last minute penalty to United!
Hilary was beginning to regret her decision to go for second helpings of triple chocolate fudge cake sunddae.
After four Rum and Cokes Barbara was anybodys.
Richard was a little over-protective about his stapler.
Bruce had struggled to adjust since relocating from Australia.
Darren didn't need good luck cards for his new job...not with Teddy by his side.
Peter was working hard to try and get this monkey off his back.
George listened intently to his wife's every word.
Sure, it was noisy. But for £1.98 return Nigel wasn't complaining.
Carol wondered if she needed a different conditioner.
11.47am... and the sandwich van was imminent.
Joanne felt that working from home had its advantages.
Dave was a little peckish...but deadlines are deadlines.
Frank couldn’t understand why the internet dating site hadn’t worked for him.
Yet another birthday!
Hello... is that the Straightener's Helpline?
For the team building exercise Steve listed everything he liked about his job and his colleagues.
John knew if surgery didn't work out, he could always get a job in customs.
Who needs men?!
Another year older, and the only thing Lucy worried about was... ... the slight increase in unwantedfacial hair.
Which ever way he looked at it, Phil had it tough. He was ginger, AND going bald.
Happy Birthday Dad! .... Take it easy today, I'll sort out the paperwork.
Smoking areas at Simon's offices had been drastically reduced.
Kevin had finally conquered his fear of presentations
Tim wondered if he'd had too many espressos!
'It's amazing' thought Mike. 'How is it I can spend only two minutes in the bedroom and still look this good?'
Sharon and Tracey had overdone the eye shadow again.
The boss was his usual happy go lucky self.
Mr. Watkins was ready to take on Class 7B.
Jenny appraisal had been going really well. Then she asked for a pay rise.
Claire had gone a little over the top in her attempt to look busy.
Paula was admired for her tact and diplomacy.
James had finally worked out how to turn the damn thing off.
Sorry you’re feeling glum... Get Well Soon!
Tina had carefully selected 'dress down Friday' to ask for a pay rise.
Helen had solved
Hope you’ll soon be bright-eyed and bushy tailed!
... Get well soon!
After three days at Glastonbury, even Pete accepted that he was ready for a good wash and shave.
For Brian, retirement couldn't possibly come soon enough.
Neil was beginning to wonder if he was taking too much work home.
Andrew couldn't wait for his email account to start working again.
News of Sir Geoffrey's massive pay rise had filtered through to staff.
Competition was always fierce at the St. Agatha of Christies annual team building session.
The management only had themselves to blame. They paid their staff peanuts...
Happy Birthday Mum!
Cutbacks at the Borough Council had bitten deep.
Congratulations on passing your driving test... .... ...which means we won't have to give you a lift anymore!
In hindsight, it may have been a mistake to make the meeting optional.
Tony indicated exactly what his team had achieved this week.
Sister Theresa`s ambitious plan to fast track her way to heaven was somewhat misguided.
Good Luck in your New Job! ... Ian felt he'd been slightly misinformed about the workload at his new job.
Chris wasn't actually working in theatre today...he just didn't want to talk to anybody.
The concept of walking on water wasn`t all it was cracked up to be.
Happy Birthday Mum!
After 4 hours and 27 minutes the Sales Manager finally came to the point... .... ...last month's figures were pretty similar to this months.
Sorry you're leaving!... Graham was slightly taken aback by the level of security he faced on his last day.
It's '50:50' thought Bob. 'Either the rest of the lights go on or I'm toast'.
Terry had uncovered a large crack. It would take a lot of filling.
Happy Father's Day! .... Take it easy today, I'll sort out the paperwork.
Sister Martha's 'little word with him upstairs' was paying off, as their 66-1 shot romped home.
The referee had incensed the crowd so much, they were now questioning his parentage!
Kate had completely forgotten she hadn't received any Valentines cards.
After last year...Mark was unlikely to forget to send his Valentine's day card.
She was beginning to tire of his analytical approach to their relationship.
To My Wife...Happy Anniversary
Happy Anniversary
At Police HQ, the ID parade was proving a bit tricky.
Happy 30th! For Julie, turning thirty suddenly didn't seem so bad.
Happy Anniversary
Nobody messed with the St Bells Angels!
Duncan's tax and auding presentation had gone down surprisingly well.
Sorry you're leaving! ... having announced his resignation, Nick rather regretted his hasty decision to leave through the nearest exit.
As a special surprise we`ve arranged a 5 nun salute.
To my Sister Happy Birthday! ... Samantha's birthday had got off to a very promising start.
'Just a little more vanilla essence,' thought Pierre, 'and my Banoffee Pie will be another triumph!'
And to think... Karen was actually a successful businesswoman!
The Luton airport miracle!
Happy 50th! Turning fifty hadn't affected Colin at all.
Karen's flexibility had really improved since she had taken up yoga!
To my Brother Happy Birthday! .... The guys in his office were great fun... but Rick wondered if he should've asked someone else for directions to the photocopier.
Sure, it was noisy. But for $5.95 return Nigel wasn't complaining.
Beautiful music, scented candles and rose petals.
Happy 30th! .... Anthony wondered if it was time to get Sat Nav
Everyone is very sad you are leaving.
The girls really knew how to let their hair down at the weekend!
Another hectic day at the office!
Happy 60th!
Philip knew he had the total respect of his staff.
Happy Retirement!
Happy Father's Day! ... The kids insisted that Dad wore his Fathers day gift again.
How amazing thought Carol. Allowing 14lbs for the baby and 10lbs for the fluid, I've actually lost weight!
Happy Retirement
Tim was getting nervous... .... ...it seemed an unusual route to take for a colonic irrigation.
At Bank HQ, news of another rise in interest rates was greeted with dismay
Fishing you a Happy Birthday.
Congratulations!
Good Luck with your driving test!
I can't believe...I forgot your birthday
Happy 40th! Mary's birthday had got off to a very promising start.
The Governments Nun-smoking policy was proving popular.
Belated Happy Birthday! ... After what happened last time... Tim couldn't believe he'd forgotten another birthday.
Happy Birthday Dad! The kids had insisted that Dad wore his birthday socks again.
To My Husband...Happy Anniversary
Charlie had got all tangled up trying to put his vest on again.
Happy Mother's Day!
The Nun-slip flooring took some getting used to.
The only Valentine card Frank got...was from his mother.
Mother Superior and her little sister loved their trips to the park.
They may be accountants... .... ...but Matthew and Jessica really know how to let their hair down after work.
The team were devastated when they heard you were leaving.
Five years at law school, five more as a trainee solicitor...Yet they still only trusted Paul with the small cases.
I want to smother you in hot passionate kisses and make crazy love to you my little sex kitten.
Nobody could tell if Tom was just having a bad day...or if this was part of his new fitness regime
Whatever!
Happy 60th! Gordon might have had worse birthday outings. But he couldn't think of one.
Happy 40th! .... The guys in his office were great fun... but Rick wondered if he should've asked someone else for directions to the photocopier.
As breakfast arrived, Susan realised this relationship was getting too serious.
To my Sister Happy Birthday! .... And to think... Liz was actually a successful businesswoman!
Never before had
She was the fastest Nun in the west!
Anthony wondered if it was time to get Sat Nav.
WARNING! Smoking can seriously damage 
your dress sense.
The office Christmas party was in full swing.
To Mum Merry Christmas! .... The outside caterers had done their bit. Now she could get well and truly hammered.
To my Brother Happy Christmas! ... It was the first time anyone had ever asked for one of those.
I'm sorry..we're out of stock. But I could maybe get it to you for the 29th?
Santa was beginning to regret his decision to let Rudolph go.
Merry Christmas! .... 'Yes, very ****** funny, Rudolph!'
Happy Christmas!
OK so it's all agreed. Stuff the kids, let's take this year off.
To Mum and Dad... Happy Christmas!
Merry Christmas! ....For some reason, the kids were always well behaved at Grandma's.
To Mum Happy Christmas! ... Fortunately for Mum, Christmas comes but once a year.
Santa was quite specific about how many children had been good this year...
To Dad Happy Christmas! ... Santa realised he'd overdone it on the mince pies again.
Merry Christmas! .... Linda was looking forward to serving Christmas dinner to her vegetarian relatives.
It was the first time that anyone had asked for one of those.
After 23 years of painstaking research and development... ...the Basingstoke Space Agency unveiled their next big idea.
After hearing a drunken declaration from Brian in accounts that he wanted to Shag a reindeer... ... Susan had come up with a cunning plan.
For 364 days a year she is a respected businesswoman. Fortunately for Karen Christmas comes but once a year.
Terry now rather regretted eating beetroot before seeing his new Doctor. ... Get Well Soon!
Merry Christmas! .... Deep Pan, Crisp and Even!
The office Christmas party was in full swing.
For 364 days a year she is a respected businesswoman. Fortunately for Karen Christmas comes but once a year.
On reflection, it might have been easier just to pay the congestion charge.
Are you getting older or are doctors getting younger?! ... Happy Birthday!
I'm sorry..we're out of stock. But I could maybe get it to you for the 29th?
Santa was quite specific about how many children had been good this year...
No… I’ve no idea where I am. I’m completely lost.
OK so it's all agreed. Stuff the kids, let's take this year off.
According to medical opinion, it is now official: You are middle-aged! ... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
It was the first time that anyone had asked for one of those.
Santa was beginning to regret his decision to let Rudolph go.

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